Chocolate Triangle

A sex position in which three men coat their penises in chocolate then arrange their bodies into a triangular position and proceed to have three-way oral sex.

Dude 1: I melted some chocolate yesterday with two of my friends and we had a chocolate triangle

Dude 2: Invite me next time! I love chocolate! and penis!

by Ginger magicpants March 31, 2011

chocolate meat cushion

A soft turd encountered by a penis during anal sex.

A chocolate meat cushion is much more pleasant than probing an impacted colon with your dick.

by OakRaid October 30, 2014

Chocolate chipples

Brown nipples that closely resemble chocolate chips.

She's dressed up as a chocolate chip cookie for Halloween and just cut out holes around her chocolate chipples for the chocolate chip part of her costume!

by Swagsterray August 6, 2016

Chocolate Baja Blast

A Chocolate Baja Blast is when you take your date out on your 1st date to Taco Bell (you pay of course). Later that night after you guys are banging and when you have to take an explosive shit and piss at the same time so you sit down on the toilet and tuck your weiner in so you can accomplish both at once. Before you know it you've shit all over your boner and now it's time to go home her again.

"I Chocolate Baja Blast on the first date Ken, Fuck you!"

by Farkie July 29, 2017

chocolateism

The greatest religion on earth. The believers of chocolateism bow down and worship chocolate. As a chocolateist you value the chocolates life (in your stomach).

I believe in chocolateism.

by Chocolateism Charzy August 17, 2017

Guers Chocolate Milk

BEST CHOCOLATE MILK IN THE WORLD. get some.

Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.

Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.

by Guers Girl May 5, 2010

Black Chocolate

A street/club drug popular in Cali and the bay.

Black Chocolate, man. I'm high as shit.

by lathegoat May 20, 2017