Crispy Gohan

When you try and light a fart into a strong headwind but end up backdrafting into your balls.

Cornelius tried to light a fart into a risky headwind and ended up with a crispy gohan

by Keano1983 May 1, 2023

extra crispy little mitch

The act of little masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto that has just exploded due to a rear end collision.

Coastie earned the nickname 'Kingford' after his last extra crispy little mitch.

by publius2011 April 24, 2017

Ja’crispy

A nick name for someone who is cool and sells good drugs

Give me”the good stuff” ja’crispy

by The wise ninja May 24, 2018

Icky Chippy

A game played by 2 male or more male friends. Competitors must furiously masturbate over a chip shop chip until all have ejaculated onto the chip. The last man to spunk on the lone chip must eat the seaman covered chip. Chip may be hot or cold.

Frank, Dave and Larry had finished school for the day. At a loss they decided to finish on a chip shop chip that was found on the pavement during the walk home. After 68 seconds of extremely competitive wanking, Larry came last. In this instance it was Larry who must consume the Icky Chippy.

by On the Buses July 7, 2020

crispy ninja

To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.

Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."

by leeroy1398 August 26, 2013

Crispy

To be hot.. one of a kind... confidant about yourself ..sexy..

Many use this word, but few have yet to grasp the true meaning, the true essence behind it. Someone can have a crispy personality, a crispy attitude, a crispy style. Crispy is about being happy about how you look, how you dress, how you act, how you think. Alot of woman carry the "crispy" attitude into clubs.

"oh sara you're so fucking crispy tonight"

by Crispy Crisp. March 14, 2007

Crispy

Another word for awesome. Less commonly used but only awesome people use it describe other awesome people. It is a much better word for awesome, until it is over used then it is no longer crispy

lucy you are totally not crispy

by 011010010101010111010 August 4, 2011