chews the root

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

by songwriter Nappy Martin September 6, 2005

chewing toffee

To walk in an exaggerated mince as though your buttocks were chewing toffee.

" Look at that raving queen chewing toffee!"

by dabheel parver October 5, 2004

Cheeky Chew

Basically just a blow job lol

Basically just a blow job having a cheeky chew

by slim83 March 31, 2009

Chew The Beaver

To bite down during oral sex.

I got sent to the hospital last night because Laura decided to Chew The Beaver.

by E V A N May 1, 2006

head-chew

A very painful headache.
Comes from the mountain region of Montana where bears often chew the heads of men.

"Stop yelling, I have a bad head-chew."
"Why are you crabbie, is it a head-chew?"

by Samuel May 4, 2004

Chew Banged

The act of having sexual intercourse with a partner while having chewing tobacco in your mouth at the same time.

I had a big dip of skoal long cut in last night when I picked up my girlfriend from work so I chew banged her when we got home.

by Klash2 March 27, 2010

Chew You

when you talk about a quality or anything of somebody in a ranting style

Person1: Check out my new shoes.

Person2: I'm bout to chew you. Walking around here with some fake chucks. Ain't no chuck taylors those are champ tylers.............

by Awesomelyawesomeswaggerfilled November 27, 2012