Anton Chtefanov Bagger

Let med describe this kid for you. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write.

An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.

Anton Chtefanov Bagger is a fucking piece of shit

by nigerianbaba69 May 8, 2023

cheena

a very chinese-influenced person, usually from china

the bus was full of cheenas

by flo April 18, 2004

cheefH

Its definition is the same as cheef, a term meaning idiot, plonker or prat. The addition of the silent capital H, is reserved only for instances where, a person can be described as behaving like a "Right cheefH" where there idiocy has passed any respectable boundary.

<Ben> Easy dude, can I have that £5 you owe me?
<Neil> Stop lying, I don’t owe you anything!
<Ben> Give me the £5 you cheefH!

by Ben November 23, 2004

cheetahlicious

It's a good thing

Oh I'm so chetahlicious!!!! One more thing... fo shizzle my nizzle

by Pokemeister August 23, 2003

cheetah

A cougar in training. A sexy woman too old to be a kitten and too young to be a cougar. They are known to move extremely fast

I went to a bar and was grabbed by this sexy cheetah! Her name was Julie and I was in her claws by the end of the night! It was sweet!

by preyedupon October 15, 2007

cheeba

1.Another word for weed (usually good weed)
2.When something is awesome or cool.

1. Damn, Jimmy got some cheeba buds from his uncle last week . . . we got so high off just one doobie.

2. Dude #1 - Man I met three hot little ladies at the QT on my way here & they said they're coming by.
Dude #2 - Cheeba

by lift-ticket September 8, 2007

saggy ass cheekage

When the ass cheeks descend below the hemline of the skirt but no vagina is visible.

That chick has too much saggy ass cheekage to wear a skirt that short.

by heyyalllll May 23, 2009