War on Charity

A movement to reduce the funding of charitable organizations, using means such as legislative measures or philosophical arguments to discourage private charitable donations.

The term is modeled after the concept of "War on X" popularized by several former U.S. presidents, including Lyndon B. Johnson's "War on Poverty" and George Bush's "War on Terror".

"The plan to cut allowable tax deductions for charitable donations makes it appear the government has launched a War on Charity."

"That article about the selfish motives of giving are part of that magazine's War on Charity."

by caewwtduh April 2, 2009

Comfort Character

A comfort character is when a character, which can be from a TV show, game, book etc makes you feel safe and happy when upset, sad, down etc.

“When I feel sad, I think about Mario. He is my comfort character and makes me feel happy.”

by Squootre May 14, 2020

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Charlie Kornheiser

To place your hand in between a man's buttocks.

In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.

On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."

by Geoff AF November 3, 2011

storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."

by Worshy March 1, 2015

The Charles Effect

An effect named after Charles Leclerc the Formula 1 driver from Monaco. Who started a trend of wearing bandanas within the Formula 1 community. The effect is often recognised by looking stylish, "Holly Molly" and handsome with a bandana in your hair.

Oh, it's the Charles Effect.

by itsmiaregine January 5, 2022

silver charm circle

The zone of the rectum best suited to seizing the wristwatch of one's fister.

I can't believe I lost my Breitling in that bitch's silver charm circle.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 6, 2012