Chaos-istan

America´s ghost war in Afghanistan, a country where Al Qaeda, which was supposed to be the enemy, is no longer based.

X: "Have you heard?... Afghanistan´s president, Hamid Karzai, told two former Afghan officials that he had lost faith in the Americans and was trying to strike his own deal with the Taliban and Pakistan."
Y: "So... what the fuck are we doing in Chaos-istan?"

by rperazag June 26, 2010

Chaos Gang

Whim is literally the coolest guy in chaos gang

Chaos gang is okay but man whim is pretty fucking chunguspilled

by Definitely_not_Whim April 23, 2021

chaos theory

A great excuse to lose a game -- some thing else somehow caused you to mess up, such as a butterfly flapping its wings too hard in Tokyo

I lost causa all them dumb physicists discovering chaos theory

by Dude September 10, 2003

Chaos Theory

When you get fucked by a mathematician.

Chaos Theory is my favorite type of sex.

by raptorlafayeet March 11, 2019

Chao Drives

Little multicolored tubes you collect from killing G.U.N. robots in Sonic Adventure 2 to give to your chao in order to increase it's stats. There are four different types of chao drives: Running, Swimming, Power, and Flying.

I use Rouge to collect chao drives, because it's so much easier.

by Sohma Yuki October 14, 2005

chaos baby

All the babies born into these volatile relationships that end up needing a DNA test taken on the Maury show to determine who the father is.

While watching the Maury Povich Show
Female Guest 1: I am 1000% sure that he is the father of my baby

:Maury puts up a picture of the baby on the screen:

Me: Aww, look at that cute chaos baby! I wonder which of these three men are the father.

by Nuclear Dustbunny February 8, 2014

organised chaos

something that will appear messy, all over the place and chaotic but the instigator of the mess still knows where everything is and can find anything without having to think about it

mum: your room is so untidy
john: no it isn't it's organised chaos
mum: ok where are your trainers?
john: there next to the bookshelf under my gym kit

by peter231 March 22, 2011