Crettles

Crettles- To place your fingertips together in a manner similar to that of Montgomery Burns.

"Ok, I've given you admin powers"
"*Wordsmith crettles* Excellent :D"
"wait... What are you planning?"

"Danny crettled quietly in the corner- soon he would take over the world"

"Hey, what's he doing?" "He's crettling... Leave him to it, he might let you live later"

by Wordsm!th June 27, 2009

Certified for Windows Vista

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

by luna nueva July 13, 2009

certified bone donor

A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.

As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.

by mexicanfoodstamp April 14, 2010

Cerathon

A movie marathon with all of the movies featuring actor Michael Cera.

We should totally have a Cerathon! I haven't seen Scott Pilgrim vs. the World or Youth in Revolt yet!

by KidBlurr January 8, 2011

Ceatta

Ceatta is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Most have a nice big butt and like to wear tight short shorts to show it off. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awesome personality. Usually attracted to tall men with big dicks. Very beautiful and a freak in the sheets. If you know what I mean ;)

Dam Ceatta showed me some stuff in bed last nite that I thought only existed on the discovery channel.

by Dick Sweatt July 5, 2014

certainically

Being so certain of something, that you are willing to barter your soul with Satan.

Ernest: "How sure are you that you love Emily?"

Brent: "Certainically sure!!!"

Ernest: "DAMN MAN! She got a sister?!"

by abrendon67 July 24, 2014

Certed

To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you

"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"

by Lunar Rover April 20, 2018