calobi productions

literal actual shit.

Person 1: i watched shit last night

Person 2: it was calobi productions wasnt it

by induckening January 4, 2021

Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.

Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.

by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010

celebort

To terminate a pregnancy by means of celebrating. (ie substance abuse, hardcore partying, etc.)

i can't afford plan b, but i have a bottle of jack and a flight of stairs...time to celebort!!!

by rarrrgargar August 18, 2010

Face full of celebration

1. When a man ejaculates in someones face

George:
"Yo man I just gave Pedro a face full of celebration while he was sleeping, it was grimetastic..you had to be there."

by kbricks69 April 2, 2009

Celebrate

To celebrate yourself is the act of masturbation. You can celebrate other people as well.

"I've spent the last half hour in the back room celebrating me."

"I'm going to my room to celebrate myself."

"She celebrated me last night."

by __FourFingers January 25, 2009

Celebriate

To party for the sole purpose of becoming intoxicated. Combination of the words "celebrate" and "inebriate".

Variations:
Celebriation
Celebriatory

My brother found $10 walking home from work, so we bought a handle with it and celebriated this stroke of luck.

by ExperimentalFilm February 20, 2011

celebate

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.

"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"

by Conslarfadarf October 20, 2009