celebort

To terminate a pregnancy by means of celebrating. (ie substance abuse, hardcore partying, etc.)

i can't afford plan b, but i have a bottle of jack and a flight of stairs...time to celebort!!!

by rarrrgargar August 17, 2010

celebortion

A celebration of an abortion. Since it costs a lot of money, and nobody wants children, couples are encouraged celebrate the event.

"I know you're pregnant, I think we should have a celebortion!"

by Kawlinz May 6, 2007

Celebortion

When you go out for a celebration, but something comes up, and you have to cancel it half-way through.

Rufus: "How was the big celebration last Saturday?"
Sebastian: "We had to make it a celebortion, because Wanda got sick"

by Syrup_Sucker September 29, 2015