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celebort 

To terminate a pregnancy by means of celebrating. (ie substance abuse, hardcore partying, etc.)
i can't afford plan b, but i have a bottle of jack and a flight of stairs...time to celebort!!!
celebort by rarrrgargar August 18, 2010
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Celebrotion

Celebrating only with your male friends. Similar to a stag or bachelor party, but applicable to any celebration worthy event.

Also: Celebrote, Celebroting
Man: A raise! This calls for a night out!
Woman: Awesome, what are we doing?
Man: I don't think so, this is going to be a celebrotion!!
Celebrotion by VinnyM November 21, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2024

illuminatic celebrties

The illuminati is a real evil society they controls media, government, e.t.c. celebrities leave their morals and everything behind them going into the entertainment industry. They worship satan they sold their souls going in. Selena and Michael jackson did that and now they are in hell burn for eternity and many more and more to come.
Example: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Jay-z, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Azealia Banks, and many more.
They are VERY influentual and powerful.
These illuminatic celebrties are evil and deadly.

celeberties 

By the way the list did not Elvis,The Beatles, Elton John,Bruce Springtien or the other celeberties that MJ haters keep mentioning.
celeberties by Lady Motown December 30, 2004

celebotics 

Drama or stories that the media produce when infact everyone knows that they are just publicity stunts.
All people talk about these days is celebotics.

Rihanna & Chris Brown stories in the newspaper, 1st he wants to beat her up, next they are going to get engaged; it's all Celebotics.
celebotics by Anerihs December 6, 2012

Celebrotion

The act of human males congregating in pairs or groups, no woman allowed! This event should have some some pre-meet excitement as to justify it greatness. This can be a defined event such as a stag party, or to watch a "B" movie, knowing full well that the lady"s would never in a million years torture themselves with a night of Bruce Campbell. All Sports nights are full-on Celebrotion's.
... ring ring... Hey broskey!! Whats shaking I haven't seen you in forever, you busy Friday? ....No mate I totally free.... Sweet! I got the new Zombie Chefs Raw Food Challenge, season 6 and an 80' L.E.D. T.V in the Man Cave Its gonna be a Celebrotion!
Celebrotion by Celebrotion November 17, 2011

celebrotic 

celebrotic stuff at celebsfamous.com
celebrotic by celebsfamous June 8, 2009
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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