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South Caldwell High School

South Caldwell High School located in Hudson NC is one of the 3 schools in Caldwell county, all the girls are notoriously horny and will definitely drop their pants if you ask them too. If you meet a virgin at this school, they’re either super religious or extremely weird there is no in between. Everyone is so fucked up on nicotine and xans if you talk to someone they’re most likely going to call you a fuck nigga and ask to hit your vape. Yeahhh SSTID? More like how’d you get that STD you nasty little bastard. Unless you are a drugged out up shot, stay as far away from that shit hole as you possibly can.
Bro be careful, that bitch goes to South Caldwell High School, she definitely has vagina spiders
by FuckCoke69 May 22, 2022
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Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.
by emilyhoskins03 December 6, 2010
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the cauldron

To place your testicles into the mouth of a female with a carbonated beverage in her mouth; preferably sprite, because the lack of caffeine makes it feel super good; while the gal in question gargles the beverage, surrounding the testicles
"yo did u cook in the cauldron with ariel?"
"yea man, i soo did that right after i gave her a ride on the Alaskan pipeline"
by efiki December 12, 2007
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caldwell

a source of insperation and knoledge that is generally very large.
thats a caldwell-like eggrole
by Tashi A-D July 26, 2006
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Calder

Verb: To lie, making your friend look like a huge creeper to the boy she likes, while having done none of the things you said she did. In fact, in some cases, YOU did the things that caused your friend to look like a creep.
Can be thought of as a bitchy move. Karma well come back to haunt anyone who had Caldered.
"Hey Calder, My friend was taking pictures of you while you were snowboarding... Look!"
by ToldyaIdpost September 13, 2011
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caulk

a term used to subliminally signify a dick when making a prank call.
Hello sir, does this store supply caulk?

Does the caulk come in different colors?
by rick james bitch February 27, 2004
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caulimaugus

to be sick with a virus such as the flu
flu, headcold, sickness, illness

I've got the caulimaugus for sure.
by Becky January 19, 2005
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