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The Bowling Ball Carry 

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.
Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!
Related Words

Hard carry

Hard-carry is a Konglish internet slang used to describe a heroic performance from a specific person that gives a victory or such achievement to the whole team or works, which otherwise would have lost or failed. It was first used by online gamers when a specific gamer from a losing team play so good and singlehandedly carries the team into victory. Now it's widely used in similar situations in general sports or entertainment as well.
Cavs are losing. Now all we can look forward to is Lebron James' hard carry

The movie would have been boring without the main actor's hilarious acting. He hard-carried the movie.
Hard carry by GothamPD December 18, 2016

Women who carry condoms 

A woman who carries her own condoms is a woman who cares about herself, her life, and her partners. She is not a whore, tramp, skank, slut, prostitute, diseased, dirty, cheap, ready for sex at any point, an embarrassment, or any other derogatory insult.
Women who carry condoms: a woman that has no problem carrying condoms for her own use, anad does so because she is empowered.

Empowered women carry condoms.
Michelle carries condoms because she cares about her life as much as she does having fun.
Women who carry condoms by NSG75 February 24, 2015
(said carr-re) sometimes used to describe someone who likes men
omg, you like men, your such a carry
a carry by X~jimmy~X July 1, 2007

" HIS EYES CARRY THE STARS IN IT 

Do you know when to use " HIS EYES CARRY THE STARS IN IT" ?!
You can use this when you describe Park Jongseong or Park Jay from Enhypen
Park Jongseong" HIS EYES CARRY THE STARS IN IT"!

Or
Park Jay "HIS EYES CARRY THE STARS IN IT "!!

Conceal and carry 

When you have a druggy girlfriend, but try to hide that detail from everyone .
I would hang out later, but sorry it's a conceal and Carry night .
Conceal and carry by xwickedxxpediax December 25, 2020