Canon Fluid

Not pedantic about the established canon for fandom. You love the fandom, and are able to enjoy where the new versions take you.

"Weren't they still enemies then? Oh, this is not canon, but that is okay. I am Canon Fluid."

by Ballalucci June 19, 2022

Relationship Canon

Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.

C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.

by UncleAlias July 3, 2021

Canon

When you spray Semen into little balls and then put it back in and pee it out at her (radley)

Do you want to canon tonight?

by Emeraso. July 13, 2023

Cream Canon

When your girl is jerking you so good you shoot a massive load of cum out of your dick

I gave anthony such a good cream Canon last night

by Good dick41 April 10, 2024

splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 5, 2017

canonical lori

Canonical Lori is just the best if they have it in their Instagram name and act like a mum to you you gotta love it also she’s just awesome

“Hey Canonical Lori your awesome”
“I know”

by maddyjpg May 21, 2021

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023