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Rusty Bumhole

Feces remains around the bum hole after insufficeint whiping.
"Yo my girlfriend went to give me a rim-job, then I realized I has a rusty bum hole."
"ergh that guy has a real bad rusty bumhole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty bumhole tonight, I dont know how im gonna manage that."
by William John Edward Speight January 19, 2009
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Zoltan Bathory

The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.
"Zoltan Bathory writes some of the tastiest riffs I've ever heard."
by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015
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bethos

The inevitable outburst of common sense and brutal honesty that results when intelligence has been pushed beyond tolerence by wholly gratuitous stupidity. A variation of going postal or flaming, except through verbal or text medium and without actual violence. The primary quality is the forthright and unvarnished presentation of reality to the offending party, with the intent to educate as well as excoriate.
He went bethos on her passive-aggressive, Mary Sue ass.
by holyspigot December 17, 2005
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Bumhole

Derived from the O'Connor household in relation to cats sitting on kitchen worktops or tables. When cats sit down, their bumholes 'kiss' whatever they are sat on, which after extensive research was discovered to be 'not a very pleasant act'.

The word 'bumholed' then became applied to anything that had been messed up, ruined or generally treated with disrespect. See example a.

You can also be 'a bumhole'. This is usually a person who not only treats things with disrespect, but scrounges off of others, takes advantage of someone or steals something. See example b.

Common 'bumhole' phrases you may hear are demonstrated in example C.
a - David has bumholed my 'The Best BBQ Album in the World Ever 5' cd. It skips all my fave BBQ hits!

B -

Ben - I can't believe that guy. He's been here for 6 months without paying rent, eats all my food and has bumholed my BBQ album.

Beth - What a bumhole.

C - 'Stop being a bumhole'

'Stop bumholing me'

'I'm sorry man, I've totally bumholed the last of your toilet roll'

'That bumholing bumhole has bumholed me for the last time'
by fannysplatter February 9, 2010
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Buchona

A colloquial term used in Mexico to refer to women of low social status who are, or aspire to be, mob wives.

Buchonas tend to be very gaudy in appearance. Their long hair is always dyed either a cheap jet-black or a cheap, brassy "blonde". Their make up is heavy with thick, drawn-in eyebrows, bright rouge/blush, pale foundation, and red lips. Their bodies are heavily surgically modified and they love wearing long, acrylic, rhine-stone covered nails in hopes of attracting buchón men.

They tend to drive around in large trucks or SUVs with tinted windows blaring banda or corridos, an awful musical genre that seems to appeal to the working classes and the flashy, new money crowds of questionable incomes.

These women usually come from the northern Mexican state of Sinaloa but can, unfortunately, be found throughout the entire country and in certain parts of the United States.
Person #1: Ew, why did they allow that buchona in this restaurant?

Person #2: They're probably scared of her buchón boyfriend. She thinks she looks good but she looks like an ugly, rural town version of Kim Kardashian that was stung by a thousand bees, fell in a radioactive lake and was rescued and dressed by a New Jersey hooker stylist.
by chloemx November 14, 2018
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Buthole Surfers

The name of a band featured on the game Guitar Hero II
dude i just passed the song made by The Buthole Surfers
by BBBalla10 December 14, 2008
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bumhole beepster

A practice of bumming someone over a car bonnet while wearing a pink shirt while someone else sits in the car tooting the horn...also known as doing a darren sands
by snipersv April 17, 2014
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