Cock Buffer
Cock Buffer by Tical January 17, 2005
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Gerard Buffer
Did you see Kyle this morning? He arrived 15 minutes too late. That's a Gerard Buffer if i've ever seen one :o
Gerard Buffer by SexxxyCatFurry69 December 16, 2021
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guy buffer
space a straight man tries to put between himself and his buddy when they go to the movies together.
Mike laid his jacket on the seat next to him and told Aaron to sit on the other side of it in order to create a guy buffer.
guy buffer by mike wilkins January 2, 2004
Cock Buffer
Jason is such a cock buffer.
Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.
Is there a cock buffer in the house?
Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.
Is there a cock buffer in the house?
Cock Buffer by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004
Penis Buffer
Someone who go in and makeout with a girl or lick her pussy right after she had sex with another guy.
Eddie: hey babe your vagina taste funny today...
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...
Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.
i.e eddie is a penis buffer
Some Whore: ohh really? I've had alot of salt... =S
Eddie: why is there this long ass pube here?
Some Whore: it's not yours???
Eddie: no I shaved... like a bald eagle
Some Whore: ohhh it umm must be from my head...
Other guy hiding in the cupboard using all of his muscle in his body... trying not to laugh at the fact that "eddie" has just tasted his juice.
i.e eddie is a penis buffer
Penis Buffer by Random7410 May 3, 2008
pussy buffer
A member of the opposite sex seated between two straight men as a "buffer", in order to cut back on awkwardness. Often abbreviated "PB" in casual use.
Jenna, Dave and Carlos have their panties in a twist and won't sit next to each other. Can you go over there and pussy buffer (PB)?
pussy buffer by cannedpeaches July 15, 2010
Muff Buffer
A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.
"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"
Muff Buffer by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006