Dave Brubeck

A piano master. He wrote many rhythmical complex songs, and played along with other incredible musicians (Joe Morello, Paul Desmond, Eugene Wright).

"That song was so complicated, it sounded like a Dave Brubeck piece!"

by eggicheggibreggi March 17, 2021

brunette girl

A brunette girl is a shy yet popular girl all the guys want to date her and all the girls want to be her or her friend. A brunette girl is trustworthy and once you get to know her she may be crazy. Love and cherish a brunette girl if you ever fine one.

Guy:look at that brunette girl.
Friend:yeah she’s the best.

by Skylar Rein May 18, 2018

Awkward Broness

A point of awkward silence between bros.

Jeff: I got laid last night by that fat girl, Allegra.
Billa: Cool.
Fool: Cool.
Jeff: Yeah..
Billa: Yup...
Fool: Pfff..
Jeff: *Awkward Broness*

by BillaBamNix January 29, 2009

Chuck Bruce

Alias that is used by criminals who call large corporations claiming to test the phones and requests to be transferred to long extensions, when in reality he is making fraudulent calls to the middle east. This criminal will call several times and does not seem to be very intelligent.

Chuck - Good Evening, this is Chuck Bruce with technical. We are testing the high and low frequencies on the lines this evening, have you been having any problems with your phone?

Jon Doe - Nope.

Chuck - Alright, I need you to transfer me to this extension. Do you have a pen and paper? The extension is long so you should write it down.

Jon Doe - Sure

Chuck - Alright, the number is 011 *** *** ****

Jon Doe - That's an international number and its for the middle east! Are you a terrorist?

Chuck - (sound of phone being abruptly hung up)

by Chuck Bruce with Technical August 4, 2006

Broner

Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.

I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.

by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020

Alisha Bruner

Alisha Bruner's are special. You can never hurt and Alisha because they will run and jump you like it was your last day to live. They hate being called fat because they really are not. They are mostly afraid of Godzilla. They think it will come eat you. Alisha Bruner's are the most brightest people in the world, yeah sure they have their PMS moments but if you actually get to know them and you'll see that their pretty "kool" to hang out with them. I mean I have an Alisha that likes to flash people and show people her butt, ha. But that's the definition of an Alisha. If you ever meet an Alisha, take good care of her. Once she's gone, you can't get her back.. AND THAT GOES TO THE BOYS. I love my Alisha Bruner. & she likes to pee and poop on carpets like she is an animal. Alisha's are just sick people. Alisha Bruner's are like mice. You step on one, it will come running back and will bite you in your bum but take care of one, they will love you like there is no tomorrow. Alisha's are boy crazy but when they find the "right" one, they love them like she got a new puppy dawg. I love an Alisha Bruner. They live in the 757 area and live next to that "alligator" elementary school. Do not ever take their food.. unless you made it. I love Alisha Bruner, don't you?

Woah, I just an Alisha Bruner poop on my carpet.

by CBRUUKS November 4, 2011

Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012