Bouncing Derek

a spherical derek that bounces with his ass crack out

logan ate a bouncing derek

by nickolascasseta May 23, 2021

Connection Bouncing

The Act of driving/walking/skating etc. through a campus, apartments, or business district searching for unsecured wifi connections to connect/download from.

I went down the street Connection Bouncing from one wifi hotspot to the next.

by xraybravo January 28, 2009

butt bouncing

Sitting on a guy and bouncing that ass.

She was butt bouncing for me last night.

by none o' ur damn bisness November 29, 2013

vagina brushing

When you masterbate with a tooth brush and reach orgasmic pleasure as the bristles scrap the inside of your vaginal walls

"Let's vagina brushing tonight as we watch 50 shades of gray."

by Disunicorn December 31, 2015

pickle brushing

When you squeeze up on a fine chic at the club and lightly slide your cock in a side to side motion on her ass, leg, or wherever you can get away with it. If she busts you in the act, tell her you didn't realize it and ask to buy her a drink to make up for it. In most cases you'll be fuckin before the night is up.

Ray: that chic just busted him rubbing his dick all over her ass and he's acting like he didn't know he was doing it.
Me: he was pickle brushing bro

by Heywoodjublome January 10, 2016

Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.

Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??

by Namuna June 16, 2011

Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011