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bruise

a new term for sex
by bobby December 19, 2003
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butt bruise

1.When the cheeks of your butt are sore after riding your bike too long
2. When some asshole charliehorses your asscheek.
"Aww, dude, that guy just gave me one helluva butt bruise."
by Bruised Ass July 2, 2008
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love bruises

So-called "love bruises" are typically the result of physical abuse. The victim is often shamed into thinking that the bruises are their fault. The victim make try to explain away the bruises by making them out to be an act of love. This is not healthy.

Often the physical abuse is preceded by emotional abuse and attempts to control or manipulate the victim, e.g. name-calling, telling him or her who they can be friends with, disabling the victim's vehicle to prevent them from leaving, etc.

Not the same as a love bite.
After loosing her virginity to Edward Cullen in the "Breaking Dawn" book, Bella woke up with so many bruises that she started trying to figure out which ones would be the hardest to hide. This is not a Good Thing.

Twitard: "omg sparkle vampires iz so hawt! Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day!! They r just love bruises and it proves how much he loves her!!11!!1"

Twitard T-Shirt: "Bruises are love.... share the love!"
Me: *punches the Twitard in the face* "Just sharing the love"

Smart Person: "Bruises are not love. Love is respect."
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bruiser

Bruiser is short and has never owned a DSM
by TheMan April 21, 2005
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Liver Bruiser

Referencing a man who has such a large penis that one could compare its size to a Baby Arm. That is long and thick with a mushroom head.
I may have to go to the ER today after the pounding Clevon gave my ass last night with his Liver Bruiser. He went so deep I thought his load would cum out my nose.
by bearmenus July 30, 2011
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Booze Bruise

(n.) - a name for any mysterious bruise obtained during a night of heavy drinking
"Whoa, what happened to you?"
"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."
by BoozeBruise March 14, 2015
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Eye shadow bruise

The special kind of black eye you get at a party whilst drunk that, when you wake up, actually looks like someone's smudged eye shadow on your eye whilst you slept until you wipe it with a damp cloth and realise it's a bruise. Also known as the Egyptian eye or the imposter permanent marker as it sometimes resembles the make up styles of the ancient Egyptians or the faded pattern of a permanent marker.
person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
by coit105 May 8, 2010
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