broette

The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, broettes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.

criteria to identify a broette:

-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible

+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.

"Check out that broette in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."

by carrot-flowers August 28, 2005

briefcase

a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books

in fact he looked like a typical businesman...you know,dark suit and briefcase

by maorongrong July 24, 2007

broed

intoxicated, confused, mentally insane. (within this there are many subcategories, such as bro-tired, mega-broed, super-mega-crazy broed, stupid-broed, insane-broed, broed-a-la-mode, broed-out-the-door and the highly dangerous broed-to-the-floe.

Man, am I broed.

by overturned big rig December 9, 2003

Broefficient

The "Bro-Coefficient", i.e., the degree of bros at a given gathering.

"Dude, the broefficient of this party is off the charts! There's like 12 guys for every one girl. Let's get the hell out of here!"

by Kevin M. G. June 29, 2008

Brofail

realizing you just made the mistake of hooking up with a bro.

Man, I knew from the second I saw his Affliction tee-shirt this wasn't going to be a good idea...what a brofail.

by bahabecca December 9, 2008

briefcase mong

A phrase commonly used to insult individuals carrying a briefcase and wearing a suit.

Jay: Alright briefcase mong?

Will: I am here you know.

by BriefcaeBoy May 16, 2011

breffast

a slang term for breakfast, the first meal of the day

Hey wanna grab some breffast in like an hour?

by syramedes March 6, 2017