by BigboyLongwood June 17, 2025
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however, all his maturity and rationality are thrown to the wind whenever he sees a beautiful girl around his age or older, including all the Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys, and flirts with them with a huge blush, and before it escalates any further, he is dragged by the ear by Misty (in the og series upto Johto). he's also a great cook, and overall great at all household chores due to raising his nine younger siblings all by himself since his parents, Lola and Flint are terrible parents.
to whoever gets him as a boyfriend, you are incredibly lucky since he will do anything for you due to his caring and homely nature, including cooking for you.
however, all his maturity and rationality are thrown to the wind whenever he sees a beautiful girl around his age or older, including all the Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys, and flirts with them with a huge blush, and before it escalates any further, he is dragged by the ear by Misty (in the og series upto Johto). he's also a great cook, and overall great at all household chores due to raising his nine younger siblings all by himself since his parents, Lola and Flint are terrible parents.
to whoever gets him as a boyfriend, you are incredibly lucky since he will do anything for you due to his caring and homely nature, including cooking for you.
me- see that guy over there? reminds me of Brock.
maria- i know right? he would be a good boyfriend for sure.
maria- i know right? he would be a good boyfriend for sure.
by bewitchedsoul August 15, 2025
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Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.
by broke lenders January 19, 2012
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Get the brock o'hurn mug.Brock Vision or Brock Sight meaning; bad eye sight. When someone is having trouble seeing or noticing something in front of them or at a distance they are legible to be called on having Brock Vision.
The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".
The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".
Kurt: I can hardly see it, can you bring it a bit closer?
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Get the Brock Vision mug.The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.
Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.
Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.
Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009
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by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005
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