chicken nut bread

(adj.) The apparent inability or difficulty of a woman to breathe.
• Typically used by Filipino people within trivial conversations.

My girlfriend has asthma, so there are times when chicken nut bread.

by I want to be a Doctor April 15, 2018

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.

Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

by Defineurslang August 25, 2015

bradshawed

To horde office supplies for your pleasure or amusement since you are tightwadded, dust farting, old goat.

Do we have any more paperclips? No, someone bradshawed all of them.

by MphRebel June 11, 2008

breadsexual

A sexual attraction to bread.

"Hey dude this is my new significant other, Sourdough Bread."
"Nice to finally meet them, I didn't know you were breadsexual"

by Moist Banana Bread September 12, 2017

jerry beads

Introduced in 2002 on Jerry Springer as a reward to audience members who expose their breasts on camera.

Also see Mardi Gras.

Fat chick: "Im gonna get me some Jerry Beads!"
*flashes tits*

Crowd: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"

by 10010000101001 March 17, 2008

Let's get this bread

Common saying meaning to figuratively make money, but when you think about it, bread is made from dough, dough can also mean money. So getting bread means a lot, if you're making the most money in a family YOU ARE THE BREAD WINNER. Actually you can't win the bread if you don't know how to bake it from the dough, meaning if you don't invest and save your money (dough) you can't MAKE BREAD. Also this is a reference to the little red hen story. If you don't help in the process of making bread, YOU CAN'T EAT THE BREAD. John Smith had it right when he said: “He that will not work shall not eat.” IF YOU DON'T PUT IN THE WORK TO MAKE THE BREAD YOU GONNA STARVE LIKE THE DUDES IN JAMESTOWN. SO GET UP, GET HYPED, GET SMART, PUT IN THE WORK AND LET'S GET THIS BREAD MOTHER FUCKERS

boss dude hands you your paycheck*
you: " HELL YEAH MOTHER FUCKER LET'S GET THIS BREAD

by BIGKEND$$$$$ October 23, 2018

breadstick

Luke hemmings

"oh look its breadstick"
"who?"
"Luke hemmings."

by ashturnon November 4, 2018