mr bandit

Pretending to be a girl in a chat room and getting pictures of a guys cock & face who you know in real life, without him knowing its you. And sending the pictures to everyone he knows at work and online.

Today I did a Mr Bandit to that freak who lives down the road from me.

by QFan July 10, 2007

Bum bandit

This term refers to an inverted male who seeks sexual pleasure by committing his loins to the rectum of another male. This term has sinister connotations and suggests that the inverted male has violent or unwanted intentions. It was a widely used terminology in the 1950s and 60s, but is still encountered today, particularly among the lower classes.

‘Be careful when you’re with Tarquin; when he’s had a few drinks he turns into a right bum bandit!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

Branditard

Branditard

A Branditard is a noun referring to mostly middle aged female fans of reality star Brandi Glanville who are lonely and do not have any lives of their own, and they mostly rabidly follow her on twitter. They are obsessed with her tweets, and they worship her and hang on to her every word. They attack anyone who does not agree with Brandi Glanville. They mostly loathe LeAnn Rimes and attack her any change that can get. Therefore, they are referred to as "Brandtards".

Branditards usually scream "Team Brandi". That is their motto.

Branditards glorify Brandi Glanville by usually saying: "We love you Brandi. I can't wait to purchase your book. You looks just smashing.'

by DaisyMJ February 4, 2013

Skill Bandit

Refers to a person or persons who are at the top of their game in whatever they do.

You see that guy just do a double backflip there? He's a proper skill bandit.

Wow that shits so cool, you lot are a bunch of skill bandits.

by Destroyer24 February 19, 2008

The ohio butthole tickling bandit

The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.

Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week

by MonkeyFucker9000 February 16, 2023

weed bandit

1.Someone who always has to start the bowl, and when smoking with noobs he/she steals extra hits while instructing.

2. One person who takes extra hits when no ones looking or when some think the bowl is ashed but its not: so he/she finishes it.

1.Guys, you have to take your finger off the hole when clearing the bowl. Let me show you. *takes 3 hits Wow: I'm gonna call you the weed bandit from now on.

2.Melissa !! I just saw you take like 4 hits! C'mon guys, I was just seeing if it was done. I am the weed bandit.

by yankeesgrl August 6, 2011

Babylon bandit

A black man who is known for dating only white women. They tend fawn over white women in a manner that is seen as problematic. They do not find black women attractive only white women

P.S * this is not hate to white women, they can be cool people

I just know this dude is a Babylon bandit, he doesn’t rate black women

It’s easy to spot a Babylon bandit by the type of trim they have.

by concernedluvr June 23, 2021