Brundlefuck

Brundlefuck - Noun

A Brundlefuck is a person who is so stupid they will never fit into society and the words "dumbfuck" and "clusterfuck" no longer apply to them.

OR

Someone who has done something so immensely stupid they will never live it down. They've done this either to prove themselves, win a bet, or to rise to everyone else's level, but they really only degrade their image in the minds of others.

-Two men, one of which who is immensely wasted, the other one sober, are seen rocketing off a ramp in an old Gremlin. Amazed onlookers cry out in terror, admiration, and boredom.-

Terry: I saw two guys in there.
Hillary: Really now.
Terry: Yeah. Who do you think is the bigger brundlefuck?
Hillary: I'm guessing the drunk guy, for driving that thing?
Terry: No, it's the sober guy, for willingly participating in this stunt.

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Todd swam in a septic tank last thursday as part of a bet. What a brundlefuck. I'm gonna make sure he never forgets this.

by *8 June 24, 2009

bundle hoe

a bunch of hoes wraped together

Kyle: I tripped on a bundle hoe

by justin case mike hunt ben dove September 15, 2009

Stack bundles

Another rap music "studio gangsta" who is all of a sudden famous for being murdered in New York City. Before this incident, he was a nobody.

Guy 1: "Damn son...RIP for Stack Bundles"
Guy 2: "Stack bundles?"
Guy 1: "Yeah man, dude was hot...he was gonna be something"
Guy 2: "Wtf man? He's a nobody...what are some of his tracks?"
Guy 1: "Um...I don't really know..but RIP STACK BUNDLES!!1!!"
Guy 2: "Uh..yeah......"

by Mobb2x July 7, 2007

stack'n bundles

when ya banging a slut doggystlye and you can roll her fat ass up on to the crest of her back

diggi and gunz were stack'n bundles on a group of silver lake sluts

by Eric Gunz and Diggi June 22, 2008

brundle

A sizable collection of pears.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an entire brundle of pears!

by Burt Maclain September 25, 2013

Boundless optimism

Another way of saying bliss, or blind optimism that sounds even more positive, even though it all means the same thing.

Boundless optimism sounds good, but really it's no different than a state of bliss where everything is okay, and everything will be okay.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Boundless optimist

Someone who wants the experiences that go with being male, but never the negative consequences that go with being male, which is why she thinks being male vomes with lots of privileges that she doesn't have. In reality females get to do lots of things males don't, and you don't see as many males whining about wanting to have the same experiences females get to have.

Hopefully the jury will give the officer that shot Daunte Wright the same negative experience that they gave a male, Derek Chauvin, since some females seem to think life would be better/easier if they were male. Hopefully they don't go as easy on her as a jury usually would a female, after all Daunte Wright would usually be the bad guy just for being a male involved in a confrontation with a female, without anybody thinking about why it might have happened, and mindlessly defending the female, as usual. The boundless optimist was the real cynic, because nobody else had to be optimistic or look forward to something that wasn't positive, they could take a spade for what it was.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021