Nigel like the feeling of the razor sharp cycle seat in his Boris Bridge as he rode over the cobbles
by Nigel Fuhrage January 19, 2018

"Go Boris" is an expression similar in form to "Let's go Nandos" & "You going college?", popular with many teenagers and roadmen today. When you "Go Boris", you head to the toilet to void your bowels of greasy & malodorous sewage. See also "Free Tommy" for when you go for a very smelly dump that leaves the cubicle uninhabitable for a good half hour.
"Give me five minutes, mate: I've got to Go Boris first."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."
by Rusty Chuffhunter November 15, 2019

stacey : who is god again
kevin : boris kalashnikov m8
stacey : alright kevin i thought a divorce was enough leave me alone for god doesn't want you here
kevin : boris kalashnikov m8
stacey : alright kevin i thought a divorce was enough leave me alone for god doesn't want you here
by boris k4l4shnikov January 13, 2020

the best guy ever. he’s loving and sweet and so caring. i love him with all my heart. he isn’t boring or “too much” he’s just right. and he’s all mine. i love you borys. thank you for everything you do. for taking care of me and making sure i’m ok. you helped me through my darkest days and i only wish the best for you. i hope we last forever. i would die without you. you are my one and only. my heart and soul and body. you’re my whole world. when i’m with you everything else is gone. nothing else exists and it’s just you and me. i don’t need anything but you. i love you forever. and i can’t wait till we experience the rest of our lives together. thank you.
love -r
love -r
borys <3 is my everything
by remi sucks May 9, 2022

Boris Yeltsin, first Russian president was a drunk boi. He, however, was a (more or less) democratic politician. He actually got elected democratically, unlike putin, whom many people consider a dictator. Oh yeah, and Yeltsin was the kid that laughed his ass off with president Bill Clinton.
Hey, мама, why did Putin win the elections again?
-Because he is a диктатор, unlike Boris Yeltsin. I voted for him in 1996, because he wasn't a dirty ass communist.
-Because he is a диктатор, unlike Boris Yeltsin. I voted for him in 1996, because he wasn't a dirty ass communist.
by HandleMyKettle March 3, 2019

by Boris Yugoslav July 9, 2019

The fuhrer of Britain in waiting, slowly turning the country into an undemocratic democracy with no room for opposition, not that it really matters considering the country has no real opposition group anyway and the Labour Party, the second largest parliamentary party, doesn't stand up to his regime.
Boris Johnson's government consists of London elites and is controlled by donors of whom he frequently gives tax breaks while 20% of his people live in extreme poverty.
by IceChill789 August 9, 2021
