Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010

Boring

Astronomy at Western University. The intro class is absolutely mind numbing. I fantasize about sleeping in this class but it's so hot and stuffy that you can't.

Man, I sure do hate syphilis.

Yup, but it beats that boring astronomy class.

Yeah, that's why I purposefully got syphilis.

by Swag Artist April 16, 2011

boshing

Bosh

Bosh/Boshing/Bosch/Bosching -

A derivative of Bosch but spelt in this manner as a way to make it easier to understand for the "common folk".

Particularly common phrase in the South West of England concerning the "formal act" of "kanoodling" but when done "informally" is considered pleasurable and something that should be regular engaged in.

e.g.,....ABosh

Bosh/Boshing/Bosch/Bocshing -

A derivative of Bosch but spelt in this manner as a way to make it easier to understand for the "common folk".

Particularly common phrase in the South West of England concerning the "formal act" of "kanoodling" but when done "informally" is considered pleasurable and something that should be regular engaged in.

Alasdair decided that the English had perhaps discovered the answer to the meaning of life when Gary returned from his vacation in Bristol and expressed that "Boshing" had recently been named as the top contender by "Hello Magazine" as the #1 way to meet the "man/woman of your dreams. Pamela piped up and added "I boshed, I conquered, I went for a bike ride".

by loveandlaughter September 14, 2014

Boringasm

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.

Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"

by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009

Boring Bitch

A slow talking often mono-tone female who tells long, random, overly detailed stories that have no point or punch line

“So last Wednesday ... or maybe it was Tuesday.... Oh no it was definitely Wednesday coz my boyfriend works late on Wednesday’s... so yeah last Wednesday my best friends sisters cat died and my best friends mum is soooo sad, and my best friends sister wants to get a new cat already but her mum just isn’t ready to move on yet she’s still crying everyday-“
That’s enough of that story thanks, you Boring Bitch.

by Queen B(itch) June 27, 2018

boringer

to be more bored at the moment then humanly possible.

This test is more boringer than the last.

by A-iric May 31, 2007

Boshingtan

An evil practice used by Korea that involves killing and eating a dog. It usually begins by caging small puppies or raising a dog till adulthood and then killing it. Usually served with rice, soup, and Kimchi, this evil practice should be banned and anyone who eat's dogs must be castrated... or smacked if your a girl.

"Yes, i ate boshingtan because I am infact Korean"

"Dude, Eddie, your mom makes the best boshingtan!"

by Gabe September 12, 2004