boned

v. tr.
"You got boned!" It's like you got served or you got owned, and usually accompanied by a hand gesture where you jerk the "thumbs up" gesture quickly upwards and slap down on your right bicep with your left hand, mimicking a "boning" motion.

"You just got boned, dude!" (plus "boning" hand gesture")

by Schnei October 19, 2005

BoneDiggity

The coolest of the Cool,number 1 the best you could be

God im so bonediggity at everything

by Jerry Sinclair December 10, 2003

boned in the back

Similar to being stabbed in the back, except some people like that sort of thing - they just wish they had some prior notice first.

"Man, you really got boned in the back when your girlfriend cheated on you with her best friend."
"Yeah, the least she could've done was videotaped it so I'd have something to watch tonight."

by DrewL October 11, 2007

Boned out

When you've had so much sex, you're exhausted and just need some time to rest.

Tiffany was boned out after the amazing sex she had with Derek all weekend.

by Zoeys mom August 31, 2019

hoanized bonedog

A very dirty or skanky woman

Your mom is a hoanized bonedog

by Theary Monh June 18, 2006

Boned Out

Rock hard boner, bigger/harder than normal, usually is one that you have trouble standing back up unless you move your junk around so nobody else will notice. Totally excited and penis goes erect. An erection of the penis.

You see some hot chick and instantly get a woody and tell your friend, "Dude, I'm all boned out, check her out!"

by The Dirty Pajerty June 21, 2009

Mini-Boned

When u have a boner, but its small, and EXTREAMLY hard. Unlike a regular boner when its EXTREAMLY big. So if u have a small boner thats really thick and hard, you are mini-boned

1. "dude i was sooo mini-boned last night"
2."I got mini-boned"
3."because i was mini-boned my girl couldnt jack me off"

by bob villa November 29, 2003