Bondeson 

Anything of or having to do with the number 007 (including but not limited to handguns, sniper rifles, Aston Martins (or other fast cars) and hot chicks.) In other words, drop-dead sexy Sean Connery swagger.

You wish you were cool enough to be a Bondeson, ___ Bondeson.

Bondeson by celery345 October 25, 2009

Boned UTA 

To have ones anus violated, fucked Up The Ass (UTA), or boned Up The Ass (UTA).

I'm boned UTA, I flunked calculus and will loose my scholarship.

Boned UTA by monkeytumble March 19, 2010

Blonded out 

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.

"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.

Blonded out by Colewindz September 24, 2014

Blondeducky94 

Blondeducky94 is a streamer who streams nothing but exquisite gameplay. She enjoys getting drunk off a sip of alcohol. She enjoys listening to tiny tim and bumping to rapping for Jesus. She is not actually blonde most of the time. She is also very british.

Person : “I’m going to twitch to watch blondeducky94”

Person 2: “I heard she has exquisite gameplay”

Blondeducky94 by ItsNotDeliveryItsDigornio June 30, 2018

Boneded 

To be fucked, or knowing you're fucked up.

"I'm so boneded" or "I would bone her"

Boneded by KiKi doesn't love me November 2, 2018

Bondering 

Bonding and wondering about your relationship with someone.

I was just bondering w/ this native chick last night. I think she's my new favorite person.

Bondering by psilocyclops May 8, 2019

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

banded jasper by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019