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Someone who does NOT love or have sexual feelings for others. Asexual people may not be aromantic, but an aromantic will be asexual.

Someone incapable of romantic love.
Just because they are aromantic doesn't mean they do not love their family or friends.

I cannot love you like a partner, I am Aromantic

That's ok, I value your friendship and respect your decision :)

by Up north Minnesotan September 01, 2019

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PANLG

An acronym, similar to pawg
Phat Ass Neolithic Girl
A woman with a phat ass from the Neolithic era. I.E. caveman times

1: Yo dude I saw a PANLG at the early humans exhibit!
2: Dude! Where you at the Smithsonian
1: Nah Dude natural history museum, I'm gonna go au natural there tonight...

via giphy

by Up north Minnesotan September 01, 2019

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banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 01, 2019

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