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baferd

A specialist in emergency medicine working with years of experience in the front line of every emergency department, taking care of the sickest patients and delivering critical care the first hours of a hospital stay. Mostly handling more patients at the same time than an ordinary ward doctor sees during a whole shift.
She/he saved three lives today and still got her/his calm, she/he is a real BAFERD!
by DocPhilSweden November 23, 2018
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Boner Wedgie

When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.
My Boner Wedgie has been hounding me for hours.
by House Vista January 29, 2009
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throbbing boner

an erection that you can actually feel your heart beating.
Suzy looked so hot on the dance floor that my throbbing boner was pulsing in 4/4 time.
by Deborah Lee June 4, 2006
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Schrödinger's Boner

A situation where a penis is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. While a penis is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the penis either hard, or flaccid.
Dude, Jackie gave me this sexy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, I had a Schrödinger's Boner.

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I was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice ass. Once she turned around and I saw here face though, I lost my Schrödinger's Boner.
by MintBerryChrunch April 13, 2011
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D2 Boner

The kind of massive raging boner that you can only get when visiting the D2 Dining Hall at Virginia Tech. If you go to D2 and you don't have a boner then you must have a vagina.
Norm: "I have the biggest D2 boner right now! Look at all the fucking food!"

Will: "Man that Calculus test was harder than that D2 boner..."
by iheartD2 December 11, 2016
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Reverse Boner

The exact opposite of a boner. The premise is that something turns you off so much that your weener goes inside out.
"...dude did you see that documentary about failed breast implants?...that gave me a total reverse boner"
by SooperHans April 27, 2006
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boner crusher

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.
by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007
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