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50 yard cockblock

the act of cockblocking someone from a distance, this could be because you dont want one person to get with another or simply to ruin a party.
It is usually achieved by doing something outrageous or dangerous so you attract everyones attention in a certain area, such as running around naked at a social event.
It is also used by guys to stop their buddy's beer goggles as usually after such an event the effects of alcohol wear off slightly and judgement improves.
Guy 1: sorry for pulling a 50 yard cockblock at that party last night.
Guy 2: dont worry, man. I'm glad you did, the girl i was with was an absolute whale, it got her away from me!
by .brownie May 17, 2011
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Cockblock

noun: Someone who prevents a man from having any chances with a woman.

verb: to prevent another from having relations with a woman.
"Brad is such a cockblock."
by Sir Thomas Aquanis April 28, 2010
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Bookblock

My work is such a bookblock. Every time I start really getting into a book, it's time to go to work and I have to put down my very sexy book.
by Beeswax, none of yours inc February 20, 2011
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Blackblocked

The process of being impeded from your goal by a person of African-American Descent
"If im late to class one more time because i get blackblocked im gonna bust some heads!"
by Chrion December 27, 2011
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Blockbockblock

The sound a chick makes with her mouth when she is sucking cock
She was going blockbockblock when she was sucking my cock
by bandana darren February 17, 2019
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CockBlock

When Ben10 CockBlocks man like Dan the Man.
Cockblock is a common trait in which the Dan the Man is often a victim of the Ben10 CockBlock makes you come in ya sock, instead of letting you fill your boots, no puss in the boots, no real roots or zoots and toots. Four bangs by ladies of the night are needed, man like Dan and six dogs nearly breeded. Shudditdoon.
Ben10 cockblock make ya come in a sock
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
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Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.
Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.
by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010
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