Bonerterial

A image, video, view or anything visual that can cause a male (or shemale) species to become erect giving them a huge boner

Boy 1: "Natalie Portman is so beautiful!"
Boy 2: "Bonerterial"

by paleboyfinch May 14, 2013

boberize

"to make a personally new item suited for your personal needs" or "to modify an item to use in a manner different from its original intention, usually to save money or due to lack of availability". "Sometimes know as MacGyvering or to MacGyver"

I had to boberize my new travel trailer by building a storage bin under the fifth wheel by using of old siding that we took out of the house twenty years ago. Or using a paper clip heated in a campfire to melt solder to fix an electrical short when you didn't have the proper tools or supplies!

by Davyd K September 9, 2015

Bonertainment

A portmanteau of Boner and Entertainment. Something that is both sexually arousing and entertaining.

Watching the women's tennis, I became aware of bulging in my pants, I then realized I was watching Bonertainment.

by hemordroid March 21, 2017

Boabert

A person with a small penis.

Girl 1) So did you have sex with him last night ?
Girl 2) No!! He pulled down his pants and he turned out to be a boabert.

by Whyte_Clouds April 20, 2018

Bibert

(n.) A smart and witful creature that resides in the holes of walls. It wishes to be left alone at times and cannot be harmed by insults. This creature will not attack unless provoked by some form of attack on it's mental well-being. If you are to come across one, just be kind to everything you see around you. Over time it will come to you and stick by your side. They do not often become hostile towards humans, and can be easily tamed by them. Currently only a few Biberts have been found, and only one is being studied. The others just watch and wait for their turn, which humans believe they are wanting. Don't ask anyone about them, because not many will actually know. They are also very secretive, so getting information from them is not easy. You have to speak their language to actually get what they are saying, but you'll figure it out.

Don't pet that Bibert, it could snap your neck if you do that!

by Mottian January 20, 2018

bobbert

A verb that identifies an action that has caused or resulted in any of the following emotions: unease, awkwardness, anguish, slight pain, physical or emotional discomfort, sorrow, upset, or anger.

I was minding my own business when he sent me a disturbing sexual image that I was forced to see. He bobberted me once again!

by brentionary July 2, 2019

Bober

The ultimate service in transportation experience.

"Aw man, I ran out of fuel. I might be stranded."

"No worries, we can get out of here. Let's Board Bober!"

by BoberInd August 4, 2019