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Boat Show 

When a group of girls flash one or more men.
Usually the result of a lost bet, game, etc.
Guy: Alright we won, take everything off!
Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..
Boat Show by MBM116 March 7, 2011
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Boat Aids 

A pathological ailment resulting from recreational activities while aboard a vessel of Holy Ship. Common etiological pathways include sharing of multiple champagne bottles, tiny handjobs, disrespecting the ship, or failure to ingest raw garlic cloves. Onset may begin as early as 1 day from time of sailing, lasting until 7 days post debarkation.
Suh brah? was holy ship lit or what fam?
yass, but I got boat aids from listening to bassnectar while on ship
Boat Aids by hs9235 January 18, 2017

boat whore 

located in seaside communities, an attractive female, in her 20's or early 30's who dates/sleeps with unattractive old rich men (at least twice their age) in order to gain access to said men's large boats/yachts during summer months as well as receive other monetary perks. They are much the same as golddiggers in principle. However, whereas golddiggers can be of any age, boat whores usually belong only to the 20's to mid-30's attractive female population. See also trophy wife and sugar daddy.
For her previous night's labors at Viagra-aided intercourse, the blonde boat whore got to spend the rest of the weekend sunning on the deck of the "Inspiration" to the dismay of all the gentlemen callers her own age.
boat whore by woozykk February 28, 2005

Boat Fucker 

A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...

He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).
Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.

Boat Book 

The colloquial name for that timeless classic, Concepts And Case Analysis in the Law of Contracts (Concepts and Insights), by Marvin A. Chirelstein.
There I was, a Saturday night, with nothing but my Boat Book, a glass of chianti, and all the time in the world.
Boat Book by GBrell May 3, 2009
Pronounced: "Boat - Loak"

Syn: crazy, psychotic, very "extra"

Derives from the West Coast vernacular, particularly in California. Perhaps strictly Northern California slang. Definition is culturally ambiguous; might be spelled "boloc," "bo loc", "bo lo", etc.
Boat Loc by chjori August 5, 2010