blootbloon

Blootbloon is a Youtuber and Tiktoker. He mainly posts Splatoon 2 content, but sometimes he mixes it up with maybe a Minecraft video or some PvZ. Blootbloon also has an instagram account for artworks he makes, with the username chrry.soda. He is also insanely hot.

Me: Bro have you seen the new blootbloon video? It’s fire!
Them: No, i have not.

Me: I am going to shove you in a toaster

by blootbloon July 2, 2021

bloodthirstyraccoon

They are so good, his/her videos make me pee white 😍. Marry me maybe???

bloodthirstyraccoon is my waifu 😘

by Babo0ns July 21, 2021

Bloot

A cummy shit, named after the sound it makes when it hits the water

Jesus, after an intense session with Gregory last night, I took the meanest bloot of my life

by s1nk1sk3 July 30, 2021

Bloonty

Someone who is there to answer all your questions no matter how stupid. A Bloonty is also an avid fan of messing with a lowiti.

Not sure how this works... gonna call Bloonty.

Yo Bloonty, how do I use dragon stones?

by TheEnjoyer October 15, 2021

Bloonty

Someone who is there to answer all your questions no matter how stupid. A Bloonty is also an avid fan of messing with a lowiti.

Not sure how this works... gonna call Bloonty.

Yo Bloonty, how do I use dragon stones?

by TheEnjoyer October 15, 2021

Bloodtrottler

A harsher way of calling someone a dumbass.

No, you fucking bloodtrottler, it says closed on the weekends!

by TRStrider June 9, 2023

Bloopee

A man who has fully bought into the feminine imperative of post modern society. Usually out of ignorance, but sometimes to try and manipulate women for sex (e.g., a male feminist). A Bloopee abides strictly to the “happy wife, happy life” canard and even expands it to all women everywhere. A common belief of this type of man is that if a woman speaks, she’s correct automatically and will ensure he’s got her back immediately and unquestionably. Any other man trying to question anything she’s said will be countered with energy.

Another very common trait of bloopees is their utter inability to compete in male spaces where masculinity is required. They prefer the safetyism dynamic where feelings and a sense is guarantee security are most important.

A lady: oh, yesterday was such a struggle, I needed to carry in my groceries and nobody was around to help.
Bloopee: what? What?!!?!?!? Do you have a husband or a son? That’s their job, no questions! If I were there when you arrived with groceries, I would have carried them in for you. tHe fUtUrE iS fEmAlE

by YoBro4484 April 28, 2023