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cock blocker

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.
omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in
by j.mac-z@suckonit.com July 15, 2009
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Guac-block

When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans.
Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.
by Shittychonga July 25, 2009
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H-Block

A local group of youth out the Mystic Projects in Somerville, Massachusetts. Known for their incredible talents and also known to have a violent past. Have large numbers in the greater Boston area.
h-block, gang, winter hill, villeside, mystic projects
by Pedigree June 15, 2008
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Thought Block

1. When a thought or idea is lost or forgotten while entering the mind of a human being by a sudden change in the environment. (Most commonly occurring to stoners.)

2. An act to purposely prevent a human being to continue his thought process.
1. I'm totally baked right now typing up this definition of 'Thought Block" and I

2. Friend 1: Man, I just tripped out these two stoners and they forgot where they were going!

Friend 2: Aw, you just though blocked them? You're a dick.
by KrabbyPattiesss June 29, 2011
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double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.
Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.
by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009
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Cock Block Party

The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.
Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.
by Bestevaa October 27, 2010
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Pop-Block

The act of blocking someone's hand or being blocked when trying to share a tub of popcorn.
Baby, stop pop-blocking me or I'm gonna watch "The Big Bang Theory" in the other room!

If you don't pop-block Andy, he will eat all the popcorn during Shrek 3-D!
by The B-Rex July 3, 2010
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