blmatsu

The idea or act of shipping two Asian, muppet looking sextuplets together romantically. Has to do with the quirky, single, hopeless star sextuplets of beloved anime Mr. Osomatsu. It’s also hell on earth and hated by those who have the tiniest bit of logic left in their brain. Tears apart the common sense and innocence of all who come across it, leaving them to suffer with the thought of two improper NEETS, who, yes, are related by blood, making love in their mind for the rest of their... pathetic... little... lives.

I fucking hate my life.

Blmatsu is absolute cancer that has infested my brain, may it now and forever impregnate my thoughts with a million spider babies and grown men in schoolgirl outfits and thongs. Kill me lmao-

by cici.trashcan June 16, 2018

Blatch

One who dedicates one's self to a particular sport to such an extreme it becomes annoying.

John: Yeah, I went to baseball practice yesterday. Did you?

Alex: Of course! It's only the best sport in the world! In fact, I just ordered three jerseys off of a baseball equipment website, and I subscribed to three wooden bat magazines last Monday. I'm still looking for an outfielder's glove and a catcher's mitt, though.

John: Dude, chill. You such a blatch about baseball.

by El NiNO ~ DABLE January 26, 2011

Blatant

Most commonly used for 'obvious', but also just an adjective used as a sentence enhancer.

"You're looking quite blatant today!"
"Pscht, blatantly!"

by Jacki and Molly January 9, 2008

blat

when bloods has beef wit sum nigga dey yell blaaattt

when a blood see a cKrab (crip) he yells blat

by CK ALL DAI July 15, 2006

blat

BLAT - the sound made when firing a gun... not a real gun though, like when you shape you hand like a gun and imitate shooting, you say: "BLAT BLAT"

Yo! (hand imitating a gun) I just killed your mom! Blat Blat!

by Arseface January 30, 2005

blat

Verb, to make shortish (by whatever subjective definition the speaker has!) and probably hurried journey or journeys
Noun; such a journey

I'm just going to do a quick blat to the supermarket to pick up some rice; I'm just going to blat over to the supermarket to get some rice

by pedanta2 February 28, 2011

Blaters

Colloquial form of 'Blatently', used to express agree ment about something, or to state something's obviousness.

Jenny: Are you going to watch Neighbours then?

Rth: BLATERS!!

or

I'm so tired. I'm blaters going to take a nap this afternoon

by Mathamagician November 15, 2005