good old fashion beating

to put a fist pounding and a boot kicking beating on a guy them smash him over the head with a trash can. No guns or knives involved just an old time well deserved beatin' extravaganza

That fuck got a an old time, garbage can involved, well deserved beatin last night. It was some kinda good old fashion beating it was...that fuck

by Jim Pigeon August 3, 2007

Fire breathing bitch queen

She's a straight cunt and you never want to come across her path. She will eat your soul alive.

Damn bro I was talking to this girl and she was a real fire breathing bitch queen.

by Patrizi007 April 16, 2017

Bething

Ignoring your problems until they boil over into other lives; then when they confront you about it you act like you can hear everything they are saying except if it regards your problems.

"Beth you didn't put oil in the car and now the engine has stopped"-me

"...."Beth

"HELLO!!! I am trying to talk to you about the broken car in the driveway"-me

Beth changes the channel on the tv

"Well then how was your day?"-me

"Oh it was good" Beth

Later that day

Mom-"Did you talk to Beth about what happened to the car?"

me-" No she was totally bething me"

by BethDixon85 April 16, 2014

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

by John Testes November 22, 2007

Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

by FelixM13 September 9, 2009

Water Breathing Dragon

When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.

I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021