black blanket welcome

Where you come into a room (like a prison cell) and someone grabs you, pins your arms by your sides and wraps a thick blanket around you pinning your arms down. Then they cut a hole where your ass is and pork the shit out of you.

That new guy cried all night after his black blanket welcome. He thought he was tough but he's a bitch.

by Wyld Stallions Rule April 28, 2008

Sex Blanket

(N) a bed cover at all non-five star hotels
Sometimes referred to as a sperm blanket

Upon arrival at their motel, jack and nicole threw the sex blanket off their bed.

by aschluss April 4, 2010

Bitch Blanket Bob

When your sleeping with a girl and she is being a bitch by hogging your blanket

Boy: Honey stop being such a bitch blanket bob and give me some blanket
Girl: Its your fault that you where a Toenail Toby last night.

Search Toenail Toby on urbandictionary.com

by Zenunass June 23, 2011

Dutch Blanket

When your lady friend is slightly chilly a gentle dutchman will drape his nutsack over her forehead to keep her warm.

My girl was cold this spring so I gave her the Dutch Blanket to keep her warm.

by Yes sir yeah sure May 5, 2017

Hello Kitty Blanket

An amazingly comfortable blanket that teenage/young adult men like to cuddle in.

I want the hello kitty blanket!!

by dutchdropje13 August 6, 2010

blanket sex

When a guy and a girl have sex with a blanket sheet with a hole between them in order to avoid physical body contact.

Al:"River was so shy last night that she took a pink blanket and cut a hole in it. Then we had blanket sex".
Pinky:"That's weird. She usually likes hot and steamy sex. Have you waxed your chest?".
Al:"No, why?".
Pinky:"Now I see the reason why! River does not like the Amazon forest!".

by hotbabyface January 14, 2011

blanketworld

The excellent state of being completely encompassed in blankets. Needs no real explanation beyond absolute excellence.

I have entered blanketworld, there is no way that I am getting up now.

Due to blanketworld, I am not answering the door.

by jemappele December 19, 2009