Hym "Then how about you don't deliberately do things to make people bitter and resentful? I mean, you can't possibly delude yourself into believing you're not doing this to me because you're not bitter and resentful. Well... Ok yeah no you probably can but listen: How about not stealing all of their shit. How about not denigrating them as barbarians. Or maybe not treating their culture as inferior."
Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."
Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"
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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"
Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
Dr. Jeepjorp "Or they could just not be bitter and resentful in spite of me doing that."
Hym "Yeah, no good plan! Here, hold this:"
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Dr. Jeepjorp "Noooo! Me organs!"
Hym "Oh no... You're bleeding and dying... Have you tried not bleeding and not dying? You know you've made an error if you're bleeding and dying... That error being: I have stabbed you. God hates bleeding and- Well, no, actually it loves that... Almost as much as I do!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
Get the Bitter and resentfulmug. Opposite of a sweet nothing a bitter everything is an aggressive or fast compliment or form of flattery that is more straightforward and usually said in a louder tone.
"Your too kind." (Said in a normal voice ) Is a bitter everything example. Its opposite " your very kind." (Said in a soft tone ) is a sweet nothin.
by Applebottoms21 November 9, 2020
Get the bitter everythingmug. Slimy like a butter stick, someone who is bitter and/or wants to be anti-climactic who will compartmentalize themselves into other people who'll show up in your life at some point and will act like them in order to get in your head. They unknowingly show their shitty sides and contradict themselves due to the compartmentalization. Prevent yourself from getting in an awkward conversation like this. Believe me.
The women,people at work, 'friends', were Bitter-Sticks to him because they weren't shying away from personal topics in conversation and tried to get in his head. They showed their true colors and are now colorblind.
by Miktionary April 9, 2023
Get the Bitter-Stickmug. by Menschderphil February 18, 2019
Get the Bittermug. by anonymous December 28, 2023
Get the bitter southernermug. A term to describe a woman - who's incredibly beautiful, but, her beauty is ruined by the fact that she has a horrible personality.
Friend: Stacy is hot; ¿how come you don't want to date her?
My response: she is, but, she has a face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness
My response: she is, but, she has a face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness
by EmJayee January 6, 2021
Get the A face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitternessmug. 