Birkensocks

Similar to flip-flocks, but specific to the Birkenstock brand of flip-flops and sandals.

Joe can't get a date because all he wears on his feet are Birkensocks.

by BlockyMcBlockinson June 5, 2016

Birkensocks

Wearing socks with Birkenstock sandals. Often seen in middle aged men.

I was SO embarassed because my dad was wearing his Birkensocks in public again!

by Bamelamelam August 12, 2017

the birkenhead stomper

1. A little tramp who thinks he can dance to fuckin mad donk
2. Wears shitty blue Lacoste trakies

G'wed, look it's the Birkenhead stomper, giz uz a dance and I'll give yer ends on this bif lad

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

Birkenhead Confetti

Dirt, gravel, Pebbles, Stones, Bricks. Any stone type object able to be thrown by youths found in rough regions or cities.

"Hey! What happened to your car?"

It got a bit of Birkenhead Confetti when I was touring..."

by SilentMyth August 15, 2012

Birkenstock Gestapo

Term used in reference to a group of stereotypical, postmodern hippy-wannabes.

Not to be confused with true, original, peaceful hippies of the 1960s, this modern day self-proclaimed socially conscious group often have extremely aggressive, militant views and attitudes, and will resort to physical measures during the course of their unwarranted, misdirected "peaceful protests".

Readily identified by their stereotypical, common choice of footware (see, Birkenstocks), members of this social classification can be found wherever protests are being held, regardless of how valid the cause may be.

see also Hipptards.

QFT (in Berkeley, California):

Birkenstock Gestapo: "A guy who has just moved here from Nigeria and became a US Citizen can't be called an African American because his ancestors weren't slaves."

Me: "WTF?!"

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Why do you hate so much?"

Me (confused as all hell): "Erm... What are you talking about? Then, *mocking*:Dude, Why don't you stop swimmin' at the bottom of the bong, man."

Birkenstock Gestapo: "Nazi" *snarls*

Me: /facepalm *walks away laughing*

by razed November 2, 2007

Birking

The act of a multiplayer video game destroying the fun of playing by letting a single player win every match, even in the most unfair or ridiculous of situations.

After the victory by the Birked player, the other players make dick-sucking noises, insinuating that the game is blowing the winning player.

Matt: "Dude! How did you win? I had full health and you only had one hit left! The game is totally Birking you!"

by AdamIrwin December 10, 2010

Birko

A highly derogatory term, used usually as an insult.

Similar to referring to someone as scum.

The only lower entities are Birkodanes

EEEEEEEE, yer dirty Birko.

by Gnomes Des Plumes December 9, 2008