fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker

"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018

bilat

a word that isiah marvin ang defined. he keeps on defining annoying words that nobody even uses except his stupid self.

isiah: hmm...i'm bored, i think i'm gonna go to ud.com to define some stupid word.
friend: no, you're spamming the website!
isiah: it doesn't matter, they wouldn't know it's me.
friend: you know what you're doing is wrong.
isiah: shut your fucking mouth, i'm a stupid person and you cant stop me! hahaha!
*isiah defines even more stupid words*

by trucka hat February 25, 2005

mountain dew bloat

the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction

mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well

one day jack....the signs are there

by :: GMEB :: June 11, 2006

bloat

a group of friends, your squad, you besties

Hey mom, me and my bloat are hanging out tonight!

by swagkoala February 28, 2017

bloatee

When dude of gravity (a heavyset man) tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping his facial hair.

Dogg I cannot brook the gossamer bloatee.
Oh do not tell me you wear the bloatee.

by Jackmack September 23, 2005

Biaoat

BIAOAT= Blame It All On Animal Testing

Pronunciation: BY-OAT

This is the word made just for lazy people, like myself, that would rather not say the entire thing.

If something happens that you don't agree with, you can just BIAOAT and be done with it. Don't let it linger.

You can say BIAOAT and not have to use the word "I" before it, as seen below, and still be understood.

Brea: That movie sucked.
Kelsi: BIAOAT.

by _Kelsi August 8, 2005

Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.

Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"

by hurleynator August 14, 2006