It's not big and it's not clever 

A coded message to a friend meaning, that the friend is doing something that they will come to regret....probably the next morning when they sober up.

Jon, ffs it's not big and it's not clever. That bouncer is watching. Please don't get us thrown out.

It's not big and it's not clever by gav-wan July 12, 2018

making whale noises on the big white phone 

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

making whale noises on the big white phone by JV Biff July 19, 2010

North Carolina Big Hairy Foot 

When a girl doesnt shave for 3 months( So therefore it is VERY hairy.) Then a guy shaves it all of for her and swallows the pubic hair. Afterwards the dude eats the girl out. Basically putting half the hair back on.
Afterwards the girl blows the man and the guy ejaculates his sperm out and the girl drinks his sperm.

Adam- " I want to finger you"
Keli- " Oh no, i have not shaved for about 3 months!!"
Adam- " Oh... Mhmm.. LETS DO THE NORTH CAROLINA BIG HAIRY FOOT"
Keli- " YAY"

North Carolina Big Hairy Foot by Hanburgan July 5, 2010

notorious big 

one of the greatest rappers of all time, he is first, then dr dre and then tupac (fuck eazy e, hes a cunt) he was gunned down and no one still knows who did it, although all kinds of stories have been thrown around (gangs, suge knight, my retarded friend even thinks p diddy killed notorious)

r.i.p. notorious big

notorious big by nick the prick November 6, 2008

notorious big 

a fat rapper who probably died of heart problems or choking on a ham sandwich, and was shot by his homies to make it sound better.

No shit, a ham sandwich?

notorious big by i like gangster rap. November 2, 2006

Notorious BIG 

Quite possible the biggest nigger ever. Drinks colt 45's and smoke blunts and crack rocks. Tupac fucks his wife. A BIG nigger with a SMALL dick. Notorious dumb nigger if you ask me.

WHITE POWER 1: Wow look at the nigger, he's almost as niggerish as Notorious BIG.

WHITE POWER 2: Naa son dat nigga aint have a nigga as biggy.

WHITE POWER 1: youre the nigger.

Notorious BIG by Wiiga22 May 26, 2008

Not So Big Apple 

see North York a slang term for the northern part of toronto.

the not so big apple is cool yo.

Not So Big Apple by senssuck101 October 6, 2004