A condition in which the voice of a young boy does not mature from a high pitched squeal, akin to the voice of Justin Bieber. This may be followed by a sudden obsession in Bieber's music and subsequent fandom. Extreme cases may also result in a miniature penis and/or mangina.
by Mr. Kang of Kos June 23, 2010
Any object used as a projectile with the sole purpose of doing nothing but bodily harm to justin bieber
John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head
Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it
Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it
by dizzle3131 August 15, 2010
doc:this dude came into my office today.
man:what for?
doc:he has the bieber jeebers
man:dont laugh, sometimes it happens
man:what for?
doc:he has the bieber jeebers
man:dont laugh, sometimes it happens
by ginga says what September 13, 2010
A Teenage boy singer who sounds like a 10 year old and still hasn't hit puberty. Although a few years ago he got hit by a water bottle. LOL
Justin Bieber was hit by a water bottle.
by Extreme_Z7 February 27, 2012
noun.
a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.
a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.
a)
Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.
b)
Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.
Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.
b)
Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.
by tata12 November 17, 2010
The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.
Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.
Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.
The only cure is more cowbell.
Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.
Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.
The only cure is more cowbell.
by Lucio Soph October 18, 2010
Resembling Justin Bieber's horrid little rigid one-inch baby's cock. Similar in appearance to a small flesh-coloured hose nozzle. Such a penis is so tiny that it cannot bend and sits perched upon a horrible smooth empty bieber scrotum.
by Omate Dammit May 31, 2010