Belter

Used in Australia, particularly amongst military and emergency services circles, to describe a person who tries to, and at the same time actually believes that they, fit in with and are liked by the people around them, when in fact everyone thinks they are a pathetic loser, weirdo, tryhard, dumbcunt, fuckwit, or all of the above.

*Cop covers the interior of his car in random morale patches.
Belter cop's thoughts: "Everyone likes and respects me as a professional police officer."
Every other cops' thoughts: "What a fucking belter."

by RealSlang February 17, 2021

[noodle bender]

A person's ass thats never been jousted by a penis.

When attempting to enter the back door, he soon discovered she was a "noodle bender".

by Wes66 January 31, 2009

child beater

Someone who beats up children- normally a coward

*man hitting his kid in public*

Hey you CHILD BEATER!

by *your nan***** January 29, 2016

wife beaters

A tank top usually white

Yo' it's hot as shit outside. I think Ima put on my wife beater.

by L-boogie June 22, 2003

Weak Banter

Noun*

1. When a person joins a conversaation and completely ruins it by killing the mood.

2. Glenn Mclaird.

Alex: "your mums has a well nice house"

Glenn: "Your mums a cunt."

Alex: "That is weak banter"

by easinghell April 7, 2009

anti-banter

1. Unlovely language spoken to communicate boring practical information or other mundane ideas. Talk of insurance policies, long distance calling plans, or investment banking invariably produces anti-banter.

2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another.

As my boss launched into a painfully detailed lecture on the new filing system, I felt myself sinking into the black hole of his anti-banter.

Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter.

by Ferret Frolicker September 19, 2008

banana bender

Alternate name for a resident of Queensland, Australia, where bananas grow and people with nothing better to do put a bend in them.

When I win the lottery I'm going to move to Queensland and become a banana bender.

by hinterland August 5, 2003