A beaver attempt

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.

Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.

by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008

beaver basher

the male genitalia. a cock

I hit your mother in the face with my BEAVER BASHER!

Your sister tried to eat my beaver basher

by harry ball February 11, 2008

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005

Big Beaners

An Amarillo Tx restaurant owned by Quackenbush, A secretly Gay lawyer who frequently uses Grinder for hook ups then publicly hates gays and thinks using derogatory words for a business is okay.
He also makes up things in his head thinking people are out to get him, probably because being a victim of his own mess is more amusing than the life he lives hiding his sexuality.

The Big Beaners needs a real menu, they only sell 3/4 pints of beans, cant get a coke and the burritos dont have beans on them even!!

by LGBTQRSTUV May 30, 2020

drillable beaver

A hot bitch that needs a good seeing too

Omg she is one fine drillable beaver

by Kipperrr October 6, 2013

shoot beaver

Of a girl or of a woman, to flashby spreading one's thighs, while seated wearing a skirt or a dress, in such a way as to reveal one's crotch or camel toe, whether on purpose or by accident.

If you really want to get a guy's attention, shoot beaver.

That chick behind us is shooting beaver. Take a look.

by donJon June 12, 2006

Beaverized

To be blessed with the presence of Justin Beaver. Although he is commonly mistaken by the teen sensation "Justin Bieber" he will tell you right away that he is not this person.

You've officially been beaverized.

What does that mean??

To be blessed with my presence. Take it like a man/woman absorb the greatness.

by JustinBeaver May 29, 2010