buffet

A large group of fat bitches (it is a well known fact that fat bitches always travel in packs).

Yo, that fat sloppy mess is separated from her buffet. Where the fuck are her friends?

by brendogg June 26, 2006

buffed

to be well-built or stocky and muscly

Damn, see that guys muscles? He's buffed to the max.

by auTeX April 21, 2005

Buffetting

The act of throwing an object out of a window due to it not performing as expected

Jim - "this disc is awful"
Steven - "then start buffetting it!"

by sbarber15 July 2, 2011

Bologna Buffer

Typically the mouth of a disgruntled slut-bag, or the disease ridden orifice of one of your friends or relatives.

Phil better shut his damn bologna buffer before i stab him with a broken Tobasco bottle..

by AyeDrinkBeer May 24, 2009

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

buffet boner

An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."

by yes juanito yes June 13, 2014

buffet slayer

fat girl

by deBaser November 6, 2003