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Bathtub List

A list of people you wouldn’t necessarily sleep with, but would let them watch for educational purposes as long as it was not within close proximity. For example, from
bathtub.
Yeah he’s harmless, in fact he’s on my bathtub list.

He wanted to learn more about poly intimacy, I don’t want him to participate and be a hands on learner, but he could be on the bathtub list.
by Lady cranberry June 18, 2025
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Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.
I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.
by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024
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Reverse Bathtub

When an elderly, orange-tinted man sits in the Oval Office with the mental clarity of lukewarm dishwater and somehow manages to drain the country while insisting he's "filling it up."

Usually involves shouting at furniture, confusing weather maps with coloring books, and claiming divine victory over common sense.
"Bro, the economy just did a reverse bathtub — all the money went down the drain, but somehow he says it's overflowing."
by AntiOompaLoompa October 15, 2025
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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Reverse bathtub

When JD Vance gives the president Trump a massage from behind in a bathtub
Trump; That was such a great reverse bathtub You gave me last night. JD Vance: anytime boss.
by 619619619619619619 October 16, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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