bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 16, 2013

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beer bash

An instance were you bust a beer can open and get drunker.

Also a keg/beer party.

Was that a beer bash or did i just o.d.?

by Wolfman,Ean,Dr.pepper,Papaya,Dusty Joe,Tenderfoot April 06, 2008

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msn bashing

The act of sending a stream of single word messages via instant messenger. This causes the receiving party to hear multiple new message notification sounds which is fuckin irritating.

someone
sends
you
a
sentence
in
msn
and
uses
one
message
for
each
word
which
ends
up
bashing
your
msn. This is msn bashing

by mayurfb November 08, 2007

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Blig Bash

A Blig Bash is when someone unexpectedly hits you in the balls (testicles).

Vatchay: Hi Shant, what have you been up to?

Shant: Hi Vatchay, I was playing Basketball with Edgar and he started to give me the shits, so I gave him a Blig Bash!

Vatchay: hehehehe

by The Great Armenian June 22, 2010

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beauty bash

A website created for bitter old bitches to anonymously talk shit about people on Makeuplley. Ironically, the bitter old bitches are people from Makeupalley who are too chickenshit to tell it like it is, and be known. They sit on Beauty Bash all day long, picking apart people's posts, and complaining about how fat they are, how ugly they are, or what losers they are. Yet, they themselves are the biggest losers. They not only post ALL DAY LONG on Beauty Bash, but they sit ALL DAY LONG on Makeupalley too.

Even though people on Makeupalley don't like to admit it, they LOVE to post slanderous shit talk on Beauty Bash.

by Groovynub July 28, 2006

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