baetal

A small bug that hisses and pounces its prey...and even humans.

The baetal hissed, leaped, and bit Michael on the leg. "Ouch...." He said. He then blamed the whole thing on walker and jack. For the baetal was far to sly and cunning....

by Cornellious The Spider Farmer February 22, 2004

barfalicous

1. Really gross, or makes you want to barf

2. Covered in barf

3. Poisonous

Now that I've got the flu, the toilet has become pretty barfalicous.

by /\/\ /-\ X : ) December 9, 2008

Bargalicious

A term to describe a highly desirable item with a low price.

'OMG that dress is bargalicious!'

by loz798 April 6, 2009

Bartgallery

An art gallery that contains a bar. Alternately, a bar that contains an art gallery.

1. "We're going to get a beer and check out an exhibition at the bartgallery down the street. Wanna come?"

2. "I'd go to see John's paintings but I really could use a drink." "It's a bartgallery man, we'll get a drink there, no more excuses."

by Meatsweats May 12, 2011

Bartlebesque

To be disinterested, aimless, apathetic, or ambivalent, especially about tasks involving a minimal amount of effort; to mimic the behavior of the character Bartleby the scrivener.

I can't decide whether to order Chinese or pizza for dinner; I'm feeling Bartlebesque.

by Brooklyn Ben March 27, 2012

Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.

"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"

by M4rcus Mun1t10ns "no refunds" April 16, 2015

barnaloaf

A person who is overweight and extremely annoying. Often times think highly of themselves, but should not.

Kayla; ew, did you hear marissa had sex with Evan?

Mary; no way, marissa is a barnaloaf. She’s probably lying.

by Ccfuckwithme October 27, 2017