baetal

A small bug that hisses and pounces its prey...and even humans.

The baetal hissed, leaped, and bit Michael on the leg. "Ouch...." He said. He then blamed the whole thing on walker and jack. For the baetal was far to sly and cunning....

by Cornellious The Spider Farmer February 22, 2004

TikTok Battalion

Common name for the chechen fighters led by Kadyrov on the side of Russia during the 2022 russian invasion of Ukraine, because they like to post on social media but there is virtually no proof of them engaging in combat.

Thats the Kadyrov TikTok Battalion. Specialty: team dances and pillow fights.

Combat experience: 18 tik toks

by Ron Paulson March 16, 2022

batalov

A person who does not have funny jokes but always tries his hardest to impress his friends. He is not athletic but still challenges evryone.

“You are such a batalov, that joke wasn’t even funny.”- anyone
“Sorry, but what about this one!”-batalov

by Didar Ospanaliyev April 4, 2019

baeball

A sport played by hot males with cakey donks.

Person 1: What sport do you play??
Person 2: Baeball of course
Person 3: Damn, you must have a cakey donk!!

by cbecibeibcebciewc June 4, 2016

Jacob Batalon

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?

Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!

by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018

3d Medical Battalion

A Marine Corps/Navy personnel forward operating command in Okinawa, Japan. People attached to the unit undergo observation used to study the affects of military personnel confined to prison conditions and mistreatment. Personnel are subject to below standard living quarters, curfew restrictions inspired by Germany's Nazi party, and plentiful amounts of unskilled menial labor used to degrade individuals to the point of psychological trauma and complacency.

Holding your immediate family as prisoners in Guantanamo Bay until you get your FMF pin qualification, and other forms of black mail that violate United Nations policies. "I used to have a bright future, but then I got stationed at 3d Medical Battalion."

by fpconproblemchild November 22, 2011

Batalla De Los Tambores

A unique drum performance often played during a Godsmack concert. Sully Erna and Shannon Larkin will each begin playing a different set of drums in a sort of duel with each other.

They will often include small portions of (modified) classic rock songs from bands such as Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.

Man I just got back from Godsmack's concert. They played Batalla De Los Tambores and it was awesome!

by A Godsmack Fan December 15, 2008