Barge Nuzzle

to forcefully rub up against an object for pleasure.

When I would pet Spike the cat, she liked to barge nuzzle her head against my hand.

by Matt Stein October 23, 2006

Baltimore Barge

A rare sexual act taking part in a bathtub full of water. This act includes two partners laying in the bathtub. Both the participants take craps and whoever's shit floats across the water and hits the other person in the face first wins. No if ands or buts about it ...it is a two person sport.

Bermcats do not like to play Baltimore Barge due to thier lack of loving the taste of someone elses turds.

by ernietrickle February 16, 2010

Michael Barrett

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.

Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.

by bankok June 12, 2006

Amy Foamy Barrett

frothy excitement from fake conservatives when nutbags get nominated to SCOTUS

Carla was watching CNN and saw Orange Twitler Donald Trump nominate Amy Coney Barrett to SCOTUS. "Fuck all this shit with Amy Foamy Barrett. George Carlin was right about pro-lifers being fake as fuck and all they want is to get excited that their Jesus is gonna come back to life"

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2020

Barbetubbin

Is the act of Barbecuing whilst simultaneously hottubbing. Often an event where friends gather and drinks are served.

It was such a nice weekend that mike and I decided to spend it barbetubbin.

by the pear April 2, 2009

bargating

Like tailgating, but inside a drinking establishment where some nice person will bring you all the alcohol you want. Infinitely preferable when the weather is below freezing or its raining out. Done best with a bar full of friends and people supporting your team.

Q: Hey, I heard your team was Rose Bowl bound. You going to any tailgating parties?

A: No man, I'm stuck in Wisconsin. Jan 1, I'll be bargating it instead.

by catusha January 1, 2011

bagetski

baga + jetski
when you see baga riding a jetski

“A lightning just passed by me! Was it bagetski?”
“OH MY GOD LOOK, IT’S BAGETSKI!!”
“Is it a bird, is it a plane??? NO! It’s bagetski,bitch”

by baguita January 23, 2021