Badger Cake

Dish created by one BadgerTom for the purposes of Extreme Munch Satisfaction or E.M.S as it is affectionately known!
A Badger cake is a 3 tiered melted cheese sandwich with lots of cheese and not much bread!

Then either a can of baked beans or some tomato ketchup and soy sauce is covered over it after it comes out of the microwave!

Serves one.
by BadgerTom February 23, 2010
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Sex badger

A sex badger is someone who has all knowledge on the subject sex, which makes them really good in bed.
Ask Fin he’s a real sex badger
by Maiakins July 08, 2019
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Yeety Badger

A term to describe something that is epically indescribable. For example
"Fuck me that was a right Yeety Badger!"

Carrying something heavy..

"Bro give me a lift with this Yeety Badger"

Parking a car by reversing in to a space in the most epic way...

Watch me Yeet this Badger“
by Pirate Legend September 24, 2020
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Like a Badger

The sentence "like a badger" is used to completely confuse the person you are talking to. It can be used at any part in a conversation.
Man 1: "Im tired"
Man 2: "Yeah LIKE A BADGER you are."
by Steve Amazing December 17, 2007
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Stealth Badger

The most common critter in the whole world, there have been reports of possible over-population.

It is a badger that is permanently hidden through use of stealth.

It is so good at this that we never know they are there....Interesting
Jon - Dude, was that a stealth badger?

Friend - Was it f*ck, those things don't exist

Jon - They do - www.urbandictionary.com says so....it's 'gotta be true!

<3
by Mack3nzi3 September 15, 2009
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trapped badger

The sensation of having an uncomfortable turd sat in the departure lounge.
Phaaarp ! Jesus Christ, I feel like my arse has a trapped badger in it.
by Steven and the Twins December 15, 2009
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fudgy badger

Much like the shadow mongoose, the fudgy badger is when you sneak into a womans room and take a crap on her. as with the shadow mongoose, if she wakes up she had to perform the smelly corbra attack. trust me you dont want that.
umm...blah?<head explodes>....fudgy badger !
by wesly May 01, 2006
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